Ryan braces himself against the punches, knowing they won't actually hurt that much but playing it up anyway. "Ow, fuck off!" He shoves back against Riley, careful not to knock him into any of the displays. "Stop using your freakishly huge body against me."

Riley is smoothing out his hair and Ryan rubs his arm even though it doesn't really hurt. "You don't deserve rainbows or puppies," he says. "And that one is always easier, I wonder why."